Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.

geekbending:

wiccan-witch-of-the-east:

elizards:

paranoidrobot:

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this is my favorite thing

"Dogs are animals there aren’t any rocks in Heaven either."

This literally makes no sense. It’s calling a rock an animal. It’s also saying animals don’t go to heaven, guess what humans are? Animals.

rhydonmyhardon:

*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro

  • me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
  • me at home:

vergen:

randomly compliment people because sometimes that will be the only kind words they will hear that day

loganlerms:

loganlerms:

i asked my manager to write me a letter of recommendation for national honors society and he handed me this

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I got accepted into nhs


what if instead of laughing we just screamed “HUMOR” when we thought something was funny

(Source: bunnyravio)