this is my favorite thing
"Dogs are animals there aren’t any rocks in Heaven either."
This literally makes no sense. It’s calling a rock an animal. It’s also saying animals don’t go to heaven, guess what humans are? Animals.
*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro
- me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
- me at home:
randomly compliment people because sometimes that will be the only kind words they will hear that day
i asked my manager to write me a letter of recommendation for national honors society and he handed me this
I got accepted into nhs
what if instead of laughing we just screamed “HUMOR” when we thought something was funny