vexingholmes:

occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin

fucking idiot

me to me (via v-ws)

 

(via waterlly)

(Source: hotsenator)

brolininthetardis:

i want a prequel to veggie tales where the humans who occupy that kitchen are flipping the fuck out as their fruits and vegetables slowly become self-aware and begin to sing about jesus

(Source: thestudentprincesss)

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

vapooreon:

when you strip down naked in an elevator and u know everyone is checking you out

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